From downriver's News Herald's Crime Section. Southgate PD were called to the MJR Theatre after a patron ducked back in to the room where they were screening "Love Lies Bleeding" on St Patrick's day and found Bradly Berry, age 33 sprawled out in one of their recliners. Not just Bradley sprawled, but his ahhhhh junk was laid out while he slept soundly next to what appeared to be the accoutrements of an enchanted evening. Police say in addition to empty bottles of alcohol, there was a white powdery substance that they identified as cocaine. Bradley was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance, felony resisting (apparently he groggily tried pushing the police away) and indecent exposure. Possibly he forgot about the Popcorn Trick? The down side for everybody else in that theatre that day, they had to walk past B-rad on the way out of the movie. Read Bradley's story in the great News Herald here!!!
https://www.thenewsherald.com/2024/03/20/southgate-police-arrest-exposed-man-passed-out-in-mjr-theater-chair-with-cocaine/