Ozzy Breaks His Silence About Being Dead, AGAIN!!

It's sometimes hard to tell what kind of health Ozzy is experiencing, or not. But he was roused out of bed this week by a rude internet rumor that he was next in line to follow Ginger Baker, Ric Ocasek Eddie Money and others to the grave any day now. He's just taking longer, sez the Oz and besides, Sharon won't let him die. Ozzy admits his neck and spine have more bolts than the cars in his garage, and without painkillers the recovery is more painful, but he's good to go. Really.