Bubonic P-Dogs Plague Phish Phans!!

Harsh!!! Bubonic Plague Prairie Dogs foil Phish Phans who wanted to camp out during the band's two nighter at Dick's Sporting Goods Arena in Colorado. Bubonic spoiling the sonic celebration of Phish by making a comeback in the Prairie population. Remember when there were cute little Animal Planet shows about them?? Well, that's taken a sinister turn as the Plague makes a comeback out west! Fortunately, if you have health care it's fairly easy to cure Bubonic Plague these days. First symptom? Buboes!! Just sayin, not that WE have anything to worry about here in Michigan.