The Rock Marries and Breaks Local DJ's Heart

Okay..I never had a shot. But I think deep down in the mind of every woman who yearns for the Rock to whisk her off to a beach, a dream died over the weekend when Dwyane Johnson 'secretly' wed the woman he's apparently been with for 12 years. Oh Well, and Mazeltov!! The Rock looks good in beach groom wear, I think is the takeaway!!