Jimi Page Needs to Go on Tour to Stop Fighting With his Neighbors!!!

I'm callin' it now. Jimi Page is too great a guitarist and rock star to keep fighting with his neighbors like the "get off my lawn you kids" geezer! Lets start a petition to get Pager to go on tour with anyone so he will stop the madness fighting over home editions by Robbie Williams and garden gnomes he objects to in the other guy's yard. I mean, I know he has more money than the Queen, but really Jimi, you have better uses for your time. Like rippin' it up with some Black Dog!!!