Tommy Lee's Sobriety Will Hurt Vodka Makers


I'm not sure if he's bragging or complaining. But Tommy Lee, bombastic drummer of Motley Crue and avid consumer of babes, has confessed that at one point last year he was drinking 2 gallons of vodka a day. That's 2 gallons!! Which begs the question which is the biggest organ in his body now? The one that we all gasped audibly when it was revealed in the Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tape? Or his swollen liver? I vote for the latter. T Lee says he was just bored to tears, so he'd start every day with a glass of vodka with just a tiny eyedropper of cranberry or lemonade to justify that it was a mixed drink. Not terribly cerebral, Tommy says one day he just realized profoundly, "..whoa dude, you're drinking enough to like, you could probably die." After a lifetime of Motley Crue, somehow Tommy's liver managed to soldier through it all, miraculously. Sober now, he's promoting his new album, Andro. Supposedly, no permanent damage done to Tommy, although he'd probably need a test of his cognitive skills to really prove that claim, however to discover if you're somehow stupider because of alcohol, there needs to be a baseline from before alcohol. And alas, that doesn't exist. Upside? He's not Vince Neal.