Who Has The Acting Chops to Play Ozzy?

I laughed out loud when I read this list. It's the fan's idea of who should play the Prince Of Darkness in the biopic about Ozzy & Sharon's uhm...love story? Right, love story. There's Russell Brand, the DJ turned comic actor who is now a philosopher. He does have rock star acting chop if you've seen him in Get Him To The Greek and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. That XTC inspired song about stroking the Fuzzy Wall was absurd, but I laughed at that too. Christian Bale seems like a stretch, though he's played all kinds of psycho like a guy who might actually be one. And then there's Jared Leto. Weird, trippy Jared. Where do you start with him? But he's a legit rock star as the frontman of 30 Seconds To Mars. A smidge on the weird side as you can see from the picture of him at the Met Gala last year when he dressed in a glam red gown carrying a purse that was made to look like his head. Which he promptly lost at the party. I would kill to find out what Jared kept in his head!!! But above them all is the dark horse. Pulled from the depths of the sea, Aquaman's Jason Mamoa nailed Ozzy in the hype for Osborn's recent solo project. And he's got that other amazing quality, which is being super ripped and looking great wet. If you want to get in on the speculation, throw up your ideas @1067WLLZ.